PSA:AVOID ALEX TURNER AT ALL COSTS
he is deathly attractive, has an amazing accent, an amazing singing voice and WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE
you will cry for hours straight when you realize that not only will you never bang alex turner, you most likely will never even meet him.
so, to avoid insane levels of sadness, AVOID ALEX TURNER AT ALL COST!!
avert your eyes when he is on your computer screen and plug your ears when an arctic monkeys/last shadow puppets song comes on beause he WILL ruin YOUR LIFE.